Sunday, June 28, 2009


Sometimes when I work at Target, they make go out into the parking lot and collect shopping carts until the store closes. When they do this they give me a walkie-talkie (sweet) and a really cool beat-up reflective vest (so indie). Then they refer to me a the Cart Attendant. When they do this, it gives me a lot of time to evaluate my life to this point, but mostly to sing the same lyric that is stuck in my head over and over again. During this time, I have decided that I no longer want to be called a cart attendant. I would prefer to be called a Cart Wrangler. You see, carts are like cows. Actually they are not. But I still collect them and put them back in the places.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Meet My Brother

This is my brother, his name is John.

In this picture, he is happy. He just won a scholarship. Go John!

Sunday, June 14, 2009


Karaoke means 'empty orchestra' in Japanese.

It's hauntingly beautiful

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

One A.M.

1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random"or click The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2. Go to "Random quotations"
or click
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3. Go to flickr and click on "explore the last seven days"
or click
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.

5. Now you have your sweet band and your first album.

I am in this sweet new band called One A.M. It's named after a film in 1972, that was never actually released. All of the band members thought that we related very well to the film, so that became our name. Our debut album is called, form could have invented the Nobel Prize. It's very cool. Check out the album cover:


Monday, June 8, 2009


I went on a boat this morning, and I only my one Andy Samberg reference the entire day.(My parents didn't get it.) So, on this said boat, I took my shirt off and my aunt made a comment that I was very white.
I haven't been outside in a while.
Well, I have but I usually keep my shirt on. This reminded me of something somebody once said about me that is probably my favorite thing anyone has ever said about me.
"David always takes his shirt off and he has no personality."
or it was
"David has no personality and he always takes his shirt off."
Well, apparently that's not the case anymore.
Because I am pale.

It's cool though.


Sunday, June 7, 2009

It wont drip but it will still probably get all warm and nasty though, right?

Coldstone is working on an ice cream that doesn't melt.

When I saw that, it blew my socks off.

Instead of melting, the ice cream turns into pudding. This is a good thing, except for those individuals among us who don't like pudding. So, the ice cream doesn't melt, it just becomes a different form. This seems so strange to me. Why hadn't someone thought of this before.

I wonder what happens when we leave pudding out in the freezer?

Here's a link to the page i saw it on.


Wednesday, June 3, 2009

I love you guys.