Monday, August 24, 2009
Help
God is doing interesting things in my life right now. I'm trying to do my best to let go and trust in Him even though I know it's not going to be the easiest choice or the easiest way to go about things. I know a lot of people go through times similar to the times I've been going through and will continue to be going through, but this is one of the first times that I know what I want to do is not what I need to do.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
More Networking
I'm considering starting to twittering. I have denounced in the past but I have been going through some stuff that would make good tweets lately, like, 'I just helped my Mom drunk text my brother. She would have done it herself but she's not very good at texting.' and 'Just did manly work in my back yard with my Dad. Ripped sod right from the ground. AAARRGGGHH!!!' I think those are reasonable tweeters.
Poll of the day:
Should I join Twitter?
Poll of the day:
Should I join Twitter?
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Good Day
Good day. I finally had some closure today. I'm still not thrilled about the situation but I had a fun 4th and now I know the feelings are not completely angry. Maybe I can work on having more fun and growing closer with God now. It's still always on my mind but maybe I'll go back to being closer to being me again.
By the way, what is the 4th of July without having some kind of burn on your hand?
By the way, what is the 4th of July without having some kind of burn on your hand?
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Jeans
Sometimes when I work at Target, they make go out into the parking lot and collect shopping carts until the store closes. When they do this they give me a walkie-talkie (sweet) and a really cool beat-up reflective vest (so indie). Then they refer to me a the Cart Attendant. When they do this, it gives me a lot of time to evaluate my life to this point, but mostly to sing the same lyric that is stuck in my head over and over again. During this time, I have decided that I no longer want to be called a cart attendant. I would prefer to be called a Cart Wrangler. You see, carts are like cows. Actually they are not. But I still collect them and put them back in the places.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Meet My Brother
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
One A.M.
1. Go to Wikipedia. Hit "random"or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
I am in this sweet new band called One A.M. It's named after a film in 1972, that was never actually released. All of the band members thought that we related very well to the film, so that became our name. Our debut album is called, form could have invented the Nobel Prize. It's very cool. Check out the album cover:
ORATIO CRUNCH
2. Go to "Random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
3. Go to flickr and click on "explore the last seven days"
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use photoshop or a similar program to put it all together.
5. Now you have your sweet band and your first album.
I am in this sweet new band called One A.M. It's named after a film in 1972, that was never actually released. All of the band members thought that we related very well to the film, so that became our name. Our debut album is called, form could have invented the Nobel Prize. It's very cool. Check out the album cover:ORATIO CRUNCH
Monday, June 8, 2009
Ghostly
I went on a boat this morning, and I only my one Andy Samberg reference the entire day.(My parents didn't get it.) So, on this said boat, I took my shirt off and my aunt made a comment that I was very white.
Pale.
I haven't been outside in a while.
Well, I have but I usually keep my shirt on. This reminded me of something somebody once said about me that is probably my favorite thing anyone has ever said about me.
Because I am pale.
It's cool though.
RATIO CRUNCH
Pale.
I haven't been outside in a while.
Well, I have but I usually keep my shirt on. This reminded me of something somebody once said about me that is probably my favorite thing anyone has ever said about me.
"David always takes his shirt off and he has no personality."or it was
"David has no personality and he always takes his shirt off."Well, apparently that's not the case anymore.
Because I am pale.
It's cool though.
RATIO CRUNCH
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
It wont drip but it will still probably get all warm and nasty though, right?
Coldstone is working on an ice cream that doesn't melt.
When I saw that, it blew my socks off.
Instead of melting, the ice cream turns into pudding. This is a good thing, except for those individuals among us who don't like pudding. So, the ice cream doesn't melt, it just becomes a different form. This seems so strange to me. Why hadn't someone thought of this before.
I wonder what happens when we leave pudding out in the freezer?
Here's a link to the page i saw it on.
ATIO CRUNC
When I saw that, it blew my socks off.
Instead of melting, the ice cream turns into pudding. This is a good thing, except for those individuals among us who don't like pudding. So, the ice cream doesn't melt, it just becomes a different form. This seems so strange to me. Why hadn't someone thought of this before.
I wonder what happens when we leave pudding out in the freezer?
Here's a link to the page i saw it on.
ATIO CRUNC
Friday, May 29, 2009
Bye, Bye.
You know what would be crazy?
It would be crazy if you were driving your Chevy all of the way to the levee, but when you got there you realized that the entire levee was dry, thus, making your entire trip not worth the drive. It's not like you live too close to the levee either.
But then, you happen to come upon approximately three 'good old boys' drinking rye whiskey.
And then you saw Jason Biggs trying to have sex with a pie. Your mind would most likely be blown.
Just sayin'.
IO CRUNCH
It would be crazy if you were driving your Chevy all of the way to the levee, but when you got there you realized that the entire levee was dry, thus, making your entire trip not worth the drive. It's not like you live too close to the levee either.
But then, you happen to come upon approximately three 'good old boys' drinking rye whiskey.
And then you saw Jason Biggs trying to have sex with a pie. Your mind would most likely be blown.
Just sayin'.
IO CRUNCH
Labels:
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Chevy,
Jason Biggs,
Whiskey
Monday, May 25, 2009
Whaaat???
Never have I ever. Never have I ever been told to get rid of my sideburns. Sure, I've been told to "shave that beard off" when I had one. Sure, I've been told "cut that mop off of your head". But, nobody has ever touched the burns, verbally or with one of their hair cutting devices, until a few days ago. It's not like they're huge muttonchops or anything.
And I'm not going to. I was just semi-shocked that I was criticized about this. I mean, they perfectly frame my face. I am nothing without a little hair in front of my ear. Cut those and I am nothing but hair on top of my head and that would be a little unreasonable to ask of somebody, wouldn't it?
I've always been a fan of the thinking that hair grows back. Because most of the time it does. And then, when the hair stops growing back, it's out of your control anyway. For these reasons, hair isn't a big deal for me. Why would it be a big deal for you, Target lady I work with? But, just let me be me, because it doesn't really affect you anyways.
O CRUNCH
And I'm not going to. I was just semi-shocked that I was criticized about this. I mean, they perfectly frame my face. I am nothing without a little hair in front of my ear. Cut those and I am nothing but hair on top of my head and that would be a little unreasonable to ask of somebody, wouldn't it?
I've always been a fan of the thinking that hair grows back. Because most of the time it does. And then, when the hair stops growing back, it's out of your control anyway. For these reasons, hair isn't a big deal for me. Why would it be a big deal for you, Target lady I work with? But, just let me be me, because it doesn't really affect you anyways.
O CRUNCH
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Spectacular
I just drove through a lightening storm and it was was of the most beautiful experiences I have ever been apart of.
This is one of the things I love about SoFla. You don't really get that anywhere else.
There was no rain and barely any wind. I was engulfed in a different flash of lightening every three seconds.
It has since calmed down, but it was still AMAZING.
CRUNCH
This is one of the things I love about SoFla. You don't really get that anywhere else.
There was no rain and barely any wind. I was engulfed in a different flash of lightening every three seconds.
It has since calmed down, but it was still AMAZING.
CRUNCH
Monday, May 18, 2009
Addendum 27.083093 Section 3
In regards to my last post.
RUNCH
"Under no circumstances is anyone to give himself a nickname."Although, it can be kind of funny/hilarious to watch someone try.
RUNCH
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